"MY soap doesn't have pubes on it"
Yoooo I'm Danielle and I don't give a poooooooooooooopppp (yes i do yes i do i was joking im sorry sorry sorry i give a poop i give so many poops i lied)

in american we don’t say “i love you” we say “motha fuckin swag, we good, we gucci, no homo *fist-bump yolo hug with precisely three (3) back pats*”, which translates roughly into “taco bell”. i just think that’s really beautiful.


Posted 1 year ago with 218 notes

#i made a text post #don't judge me

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