"MY soap doesn't have pubes on it"
Yoooo I'm Danielle and I don't give a poooooooooooooopppp (yes i do yes i do i was joking im sorry sorry sorry i give a poop i give so many poops i lied)

(Source: isidoragoreshterr)

#This scene just fuckin...  #did they even try  #did they even attempt to make Fiona look like she gives a shit  #how could she fuck that up and why  #why would she not just??? Tell them???  #yeah Fiona u were real concerned abt him while he was gone i can tell  #shameless 

babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

#This post is a tour de force  #this is some magnum opus level shit 

malefactum:

video games have given me an unrealistic view of how easy it is to run across european rooftops

#And those fuckin Colombian ones holy shit 

I may or may not try out for theater club this year so maybe I’ll like? Try out some book monologues at home just to see if I’m at all capable of like delivering lines and such

#I'm a nervous wreck all the time anyway it's not like I can do it in front of ppl even if I can manage to do it at home lolololol 

Icon change: Ian Gallagher smirking at mickey’s bullshit»Ian Gallagher smirking at Jimmy’s bullshit

Posted on September 17 with 2 notes at 11:42 pm

when the fanfiction you’re reading is so overwhelmingly good that you just have to switch tabs for a moment to collect yourself

(Source: shakeyteen)

#so rare so delicate so ephemeral  #mirrorworld 

me: feels lonely
me: isolates self
#where is the lie 

grrrlfever:

wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

(Source: lesbolution)

#lolololol the dream  #the fucking dream  #u know this post is applicable if u read it and get nervous bc ur never gonna know how this feels like god damn 

couples w/ matching haircuts freak me out s4 gallavich is not an exception don’t even go there

#house hunters is on and thse women look way too similar to be dating it's scary  #they have matching haircuts AND hair colors its  #terrifying ALSO matching harleys 

dlubes:

dont-forget-the-salt:

dlubes:

iamcaswinchester:

dlubes:

caskles:

dlubes:

who knew a card in cards against humanity could remind me of high school

Did you mean supernatural

no i meant high school honestly why do you guys do this

I think you mean supernatural

i literally do not

I’m pretty sure you do mean supernatural

IM SORRY YOUR FANDOM SUCKS AND MAKES EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM AND IM SORRY THE WRITERS OF YOUR FAVORITE SHOW ARE TOO HOMOPHOBIC TO POSSIBLY MAKE ANY OF THEIR MAIN CHARACTERS LGBT+ AND IM SORRY THEY QUEERBAIT INTO OBLIVION LIKE IM VERY SORRY

dlubes:

dont-forget-the-salt:

dlubes:

iamcaswinchester:

dlubes:

caskles:

dlubes:

who knew a card in cards against humanity could remind me of high school

Did you mean supernatural

no i meant high school honestly why do you guys do this

I think you mean supernatural

i literally do not

I’m pretty sure you do mean supernatural

IM SORRY YOUR FANDOM SUCKS AND MAKES EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM AND IM SORRY THE WRITERS OF YOUR FAVORITE SHOW ARE TOO HOMOPHOBIC TO POSSIBLY MAKE ANY OF THEIR MAIN CHARACTERS LGBT+ AND IM SORRY THEY QUEERBAIT INTO OBLIVION LIKE IM VERY SORRY

#why  #heterosexism ///  #q slur ///