"Permanent lesson ON MY FACE!"
Yoooo I'm Danielle and I don't give a poooooooooooooopppp (yes i do yes i do i was joking im sorry sorry sorry i give a poop i give so many poops i lied)
passionpayne:


THE THRILLING SAGA

passionpayne:

THE THRILLING SAGA

(Source: katara)

#George Lopez  #racism///  #this is so great omg 

I just saved like 25 farts to my drafts from one artist so I can queue them when I have time I hope they don’t get alarmed

Posted on August 1 at 1:25 am
#Tumblr. User chaoswalks is now doubly important to me  #bc I used to just love their unwind stuff but now I'm reading chaos walking I'm in too deep 

D U D E CHAOS WALKING IS MAKING ME SO HAPPY THE NARRATION IS SO GREAT TODD IS SO GREAT PUNCH ME IN THE FACE

Posted on August 1 with 1 note at 1:20 am
#HE'S A LITTLE DOUCHE THO TREAT PPL BETTER TODD  #TREAT YOUR DOG BETTER TREAT URSELF  #ZUDILIO READS CHAOS WALKING  #UNRELIABLE NARRATORS IM SWOONING 

dragon-champion:

iamaholyofwhollies:

silosson:

I like to imagine that Connor would try to write risa poetry but then he kind of just screws up royally and crumples it up and keeps it in a drawer.

imagine Risa finding them

Imagine Hayden finding them and making subtle jokes about it and then Connor punches him in the face.

Posted on August 1 with 102 notes at 1:13 am
#H E L P  #I just unleashed the most ungodly snort it's 1 in the morning oh god  #idk if Connor would punch Hayden in the face but alternatively  #imagine Connor having to try his hardest not to  #unwind  #lassiward  #Connor Lassiter  #Risa ward  #Hayden upchurch  #headcanon 

Todd punching himself in the face is really sad but also hilarious kind of

Posted on July 31 with 1 note at 11:32 pm
#Zudilio reads chaos walking 

Okay but
-Get a mug
-put some pancake batter in it. Maybe like half an inch i don’t know math
-if you put shit in your pancakes like chocolate of bueberries now’s the time to try it, I don’t know if it works, I don’t like things.
-pop that shit in the microwave for maybe like a minute. Maybe a bit longer, I’m not gonna tell you how to live your life
-take it out by the handle so you don’t burn yourself figured that was obvious but whatever
-it’ll be light-colored don’t worry about it calm down cALM THE FUCK DOWN IT’S FINE
-it’s bc there’s no pan to burn it also no pan for you to wash do u see where I’m going w/ this
-pour some syrup in there if thats how u roll
-get a spoon

Posted on July 31 with 2 notes at 4:03 pm
#food cw///  #zudildo 

I’m on chapter six of the knife of never letting go and I’m kind of loving it right now

Posted on July 31 with 2 notes at 2:01 pm
#Zudilio reads chaos walking 

I got so much cool stuff at this cave I can’t even give it to my wife bc she’ll be over encumbered so now I’m crawling toward markarth with one word of whirlwind spirit and an amulet of talos to hopefully catch a cart back to whiterun but my game just froze outside markarth why is this life

Posted on July 31 at 12:53 pm
#All the skyrim words keep auto correcting 

If ur family is emotionally manipulative clap ur hands

Posted on July 31 with 1 note at 10:09 am
#Like honestly if you're gonna pull shit like that for forgiveness I'd rather you just fucking leave until you've chilled the fuck out and... 

awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever