"Permanent lesson ON MY FACE!"
Yoooo I'm Danielle and I don't give a fuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkk (yes i do yes i do i was joking im sorry sorry sorry i give a fuck i give so many fucks i lied)

phaserbeams:

I may be obnoxious but at least I’m obnoxious in the tags

Posted on April 17 with 63,663 notes at 6:40 am

tamagrouchi:

why is it considered rude to ask people to stop touching you. u know whats rudE???? fckin touching people w/o their consent. God

Posted on April 17 with 19,216 notes at 6:40 am

We get fuckin gosh dang woodpeckers nesting in our chimney every fucking year. Like you’d think natural selection would have taken out the ones that hammer metal chimney flumes looking for bugs by now.

Posted on April 17 with 1 note at 6:39 am
#My little dog barks at them but only w/ consent  #it's so cute 

xombiedirge:

What Are You Scared of? by Ertaç Altınöz

xombiedirge:

What Are You Scared of? by Ertaç Altınöz

Posted on April 16 with 913 notes at 11:29 pm
#WINTER IS THE BEST WINTER IS SO THE BEST I DONT EVEN GIVE A FUCK  #NORMALLY I CAN NEVER PICK FAVORITE ANYTHING WITH THINGS I LOVE BUT WINTER HOLY SHIT  #TLOU  #Blood cw  #fire cw  #winter  #Ellie  #Joel 


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#WH AT THE FYCCK  #IS THIS RE AL LIFE  #HAMTARO  #NSFW  #SH T  #VIDEOS  #NO 

katworunyagisa:

Person: “I’m just gonna play devil’s advocate here and—”

Satan: “Whoa whoa hey I didn’t agree to this I don’t even know you.”

Posted on April 16 with 2,557 notes at 10:03 pm

UUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHH

Posted on April 16 at 9:54 pm

alfonsfox:

"I’m a straight person and I’m pro-LGBT, but I was surprised and even disturbed to find out said character was gay!”

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You’re not as “pro-LGBT” as you think, hun.

Posted on April 16 with 5 notes at 8:49 pm
#the fucking WORST is when they're like  #''i just never saw them ~that way~ and it kind of ruins their character''  #''why do they have to make it such a bIg DeAl????''  #''it just seems uneccesary to make that character gay''  #''not everything has to be about gay people''  #heterosexism 

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Posted on April 16 with 377 notes at 8:25 pm
#hp  #gif 

pricklylegs:

These are gold.

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#favorites  #food mention