I may be obnoxious but at least I’m obnoxious in the tags
why is it considered rude to ask people to stop touching you. u know whats rudE???? fckin touching people w/o their consent. God
We get fuckin gosh dang woodpeckers nesting in our chimney every fucking year. Like you’d think natural selection would have taken out the ones that hammer metal chimney flumes looking for bugs by now.
Person: “I’m just gonna play devil’s advocate here and—”
Satan: “Whoa whoa hey I didn’t agree to this I don’t even know you.”
"I’m a straight person and I’m pro-LGBT, but I was surprised and even disturbed to find out said character was gay!”
You’re not as “pro-LGBT” as you think, hun.
These are gold.